*sees dog while in the car*
*turns around in seat to watch dog until its out of sight*
I’ll be damned if I see another chick on your arm.
(Source: pinklysmooth, via beyhive1992)
This is how fucking stupid you sound when you say, ‘No homo.’
when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”
When it occured to us that “said” implies a direct quote, while “was like” clarifies that you mean to communicate the person’s tone and general point without quoting them word for word.
(Source: pitiful, via lohanthony)
Finally a social issue I can get behind
why do people think louis from 1d is ugly
which one is louis
The ugly one
marina & the diamonds songs are always good. feeling depressed and sad? listen to marina & the diamonds. your boyfriend broke up with you and you need to get cheered up? listen to marina & the diamonds. daily reminder that you’re a badass bitch from hell who doesn’t need a man? listen to marina & the diamonds.
so basically marina and the dingleberries makes music for depressed people
(Source: imsoshive, via condom)
you don’t understand how hard it is to take a selfie when you’re ugly